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Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue



Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.


1. Combatting Stupidity


2. You Too Can Do Housework


3. Resistance to Beer


4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray


5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)


6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am


7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")


9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook


10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong


11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right


12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence


13. You, The Weaker Sex


14. Reasons To Give Flowers


15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb


16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please


17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat


18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies


19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost


20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency


21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes


22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too


23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous


24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children


25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver


26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home


27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary


28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche

Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue


Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag


2. You Can Change The Oil Too


4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug


5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas


6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness


7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football


8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around


9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop


10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right


11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself


12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right


13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility


14. You, The Whining Sex


15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours


16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother


17. How To Close The Garage Door


18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation


19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia


20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank


21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation


22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself


23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend


24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous


25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother


26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack


27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most


28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men


29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving


30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste






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