A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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One song short of a musical.


One span short of a bridge.


One step short of the attic.


One strawberry short of a quart.


One strike past being called out.


One sub short of a party platter.


One taco/enchilada short of a combination plate.


One teabag short of a pot.


One tower short of a castle.


One tree short of a hammock.


One vine short of the tree. (For Tarzan types.)


One weight short of a shipwreck.


Only one oar in the water.


Only playing with 51 cards.


Only playing with the jokers.