A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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One node short of a network.


One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.


One pane short of a window.


One pearl short of a necklace.


One prayer short of absolution.


One press short of a CAPS LOCK key. (Types all uppercase.)


One punch/swing/hit short of a fight.


One sentence short of a paragraph.


One shade short of a rainbow.


One shingle shy of a roof, and the water's getting in.


One ship short of a full fleet.


One side short of a pentagon.


One signature short of a book.


One sleeve/button short of a shirt.


One snowflake short of a ski slope.