A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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Low-bandwidth as an information source.


Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.


Made a career out of mid-life crisis.


Mainspring's wound too tight.


Makes a black hole look bright.


Makes predictions that make weathermen/economists look good.


Memorized every Dr. Seuss story written.


Mental software is Version 1.0 / still in beta test.


Mentally qualified for handicapped parking.


Metronome needs oil.


Might still be a virgin except for what nature did to her mind.


Mind like a steel sieve.


Mind like a steel trap -- everything gets mangled / full of mice / nothing in, nothing out / rusted shut.


Missing a few buttons on his remote control.


Missing a few catalog cards / gears / marbles.