A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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His pointers are null / uninitialized.


His puzzle is missing a few pieces.


His reaction time is longer than his attention span. -- Thaves


His root file system isn't mounted.


His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position.


His shared libraries aren't installed.


His signal-to-noise ratio is epsilon.


His spark can't jump the gap.


His spirit guide is a three-toed sloth.


His stack's not very deep / he has an eight-byte stack.


His string's aren't null-terminated.


His strip is demagnetized.


His system administrator is never in.


His train tracks aren't quite parallel.


His URL denies outside access.