A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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A semitone flat on the high notes.


A square with only three sides.


A steering wheel / few bolts short of a Yugo.


A teapot with a cracked lid.


A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.


A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.


A VGA card and a Herc monitor.


A victim of retroactive birth control.


A violin minus the bow.


A walking argument for birth control.


A wind-up clock without a key.


About half smart.


Afraid she'll void her warranty if she thinks too much.


Airhead / bubble-brain.


Aliens zapped him with stupidity ray -- twice.