A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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A few guppies short of an aquarium.


A few inches short of a foot/yard.


A few kernels short of an ear.


A few kopeks short of a ruble.


A few links shy of a chain.


A few measures short of a staff.


A few open splices.


A few peas short of a pod/casserole.


A few pickles short of a jar.


A few pies short of a holiday.


A few planes short of an Air Force / hangar.


A few points short of a polygon.


A few revisions behind.


A few sandwiches/apples/ants short of a picnic.


A few screws loose.