A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

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A few beans short of chili.


A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.


A few birds shy of a flock.


A few blocks short of a filesystem.


A few bombs/melons short of a full load.


A few bricks short of a wall / hod / load / pile.


A few chips short of a cookie.


A few clowns short of a circus.


A few clues shy of a solution.


A few cold solder joints.


A few ears short of a bushel.


A few feathers short of a whole duck.


A few few cylinders short of a full re-format.


A few fish short of a string.


A few french fries / one hamburger short of a Happy Meal.