Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.

It's an appointment!



Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?

They got jellygated!



Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!



What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!



What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!



What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!



Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!



How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!