Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.


All right, you can take another slice.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.


Shut up and keep eating.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.


Shut up and stop squirming.

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Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.


Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.


[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.

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"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."


"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."