Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.


Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?


Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?


Shut up and keep flushing.

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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!


Shut up and get the marshmallows!

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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!


Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!