Knock Knock Christmas


Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Wenceslas

Wenceslas who ?

Wenceslas train home ?


Christmas Elf

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Snow

Snow who ?

Snow business like show business !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Wayne

Wayne who ?

Wayne in a manger... !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Donut

Donut who ?

Donut open till Christmas !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Oakham

Oakham who ?

Oakham all ye faithfull... !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Avery

Avery who ?

Avery merry Christmas !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Holly

Holly who ?

Holly-days are here again !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Rudolph

Rudolph who ?

Money is the Rudolph of all evil !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Igloo

Igloo who ?

Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie... !



Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Mary

Mary who ?

Mary Christmas !






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