What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

It's Christmas, Eve !



How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?

Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !



What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !



What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Santa Claustrophobia !



What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !



Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !



Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?

Because it soots him !



Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !



How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?

Stacks !



Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?

Because he's Sooty !