I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine



I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine

under the chemistree last night

They didn't sneak me down the periodic chart

to take a peek

At all the atoms reacting in their beakers;

it was neat.



And I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine

under the chemistree so bright

Oh what a reaction there would have been

if the principal had walked in

With teacher kissing Santa Chlorine last night.