The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town



You better not weigh

You better not heat

You better not react

I'm telling you now

The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town.



He's collecting data

He's checking it twice

He's gonna find out

The heat of melting ice

The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town.



He sees you when you're decanting

He knows when you titrate

He knows when you are safe or not

So wear goggles for goodness sake.



Oh, you better not filter

And drink your filtrate

You better not be careless and spill your precipitate.

The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town.