REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST


- All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!


- Clark Kent style safety glasses

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- Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.


- The "opportunity" to deal with irate clients asking "where are my results?"


- Because it's pHun :)


- Access to 100% pure ethanol


- Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies


- You never have to worry about what you're doing on Friday night (You're working in the lab)


- Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.


- You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.


- ditto for cancer


- You are adept at poverty cooking


- You prefer to get your course credits the hard way