"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."


--Groucho Marx


1890-1977

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This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:


"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

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In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.


Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

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Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?


A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

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"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."