A witch joke

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!



A witch joke

What is a witches favourite magazine?

The witch report!



A witch joke

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!



A witch joke

What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?

Don't fly off the handle!



A witch joke

Who turns the lights off at halloween?

The light's witch!



A witch joke

Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?

Ever tried broomstick pie?
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A wizard joke

What do you call a wizard from outer space?

A flying sorcerer!