A witch joke

What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?

A witch with a drum kit!



A witch joke

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

A witch in soggy shoes!



A witch joke

What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?

Lucky!



A witch joke

What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?

Broom mates!



A witch joke

What does a witch turn when the lights go out?

The dark!



A witch joke

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed!



A witch joke

What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?

A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!