A witch joke

Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?

Because there is no point in it!



A witch joke

What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?

A witch on a skateboard!



A witch joke

What happens to witches when it rains?

They get wet!



A witch joke

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!



A witch joke

What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?

A sandwitch!



A witch joke

What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?

A witchhiker!



A witch joke

What's a witches favorite flower?

A triffid!