A witch joke

What kind of tests do they give in witch school?

Hex-aminations!



A witch joke

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak!



A witch joke

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!



A witch joke

What goes cackle, cackle, boom?

A witch in a minefield!



A witch joke

What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?

One composes and the other decomposes!



A witch joke

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her!



A witch joke

What usually runs in witches' families?

Noses!