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A witch joke

What is the witches motto?

We came, we saw, we conjured!



A witch joke

What do you call a nervous witch?

A twitch!



A witch joke

How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?

Out of flying saucers!



A witch joke

What do you call a witches motor bike?

A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!



A witch joke

How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?

When it comes out in conversation!



A witch joke

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?

She flies off the handle!



A witch joke

What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?

The manager told her to cut the cackle!






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