A witch joke

What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?

A witch in a traffic jam!



A witch joke

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!



A witch joke

What happened when the baby witch was born?

It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!



A witch joke

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!



A witch joke

What kind of music do witches play on the piano?

Hag-time!



A witch joke

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!



A witch joke

Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?

Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!