A witch joke

Why did the witch join the football club?

Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!



A witch joke

What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?

Ivy!



A witch joke

Why was the witch late for the party?

She'd lost her witch-watch!



A witch joke

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!



A witch joke

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen!



A witch joke

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!



A witch joke

What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?

Pot luck!