A witch joke

What is old, ugly and blue?

A witch holding it's breath!



A witch joke

What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?

Very worried dogs!



A witch joke

What do witches sing at Christmas?

"Deck the halls with poison ivy...."!



A witch joke

What do witches eat for breakfast?

Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!



A witch joke

What do little witches like to play at school?

Bat's cradle!



A witch joke

What do witches eat for dinner?

Real toad in the hole!



A witch joke

Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed!