Scary Collection 53


A witch joke

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag!



A witch joke

What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?

Charm bracelets!



A witch joke

When should you feed witches milk to a baby?

When it's a baby witch!



A witch joke

Who's the fastest witch?

The ones that ride on a vroom stick!



A witch joke

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!



A witch joke

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service!



A witch joke

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!






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