A witch joke

Why do witches ride on broomsticks?

Because it's quicker than walking!



A witch joke

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies!



A witch joke

What do little witches do after school?

Their gnomework!



A witch joke

What do witches say when they overtake each other?

Broom, broom, broom!



A witch joke

What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?

One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!



A witch joke

Why do witches get good bargains?

Because they like to haggle!



A witch joke

Why did the witch consult an astrologer?

She wanted to know her horror-scope!