A wizard joke

What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?

He ate himself!



A wizard joke

What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?

Dwayne!



A witch joke

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!



A wizard joke

What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?

He kept shooting his mouth off!



A witch joke

What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?

A witch stuck in a lift!



A witch joke

Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?

Because she had a frog in her throat!



A witch joke

What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?

A cold spell!