A wizard joke

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana!



A wizard joke

What do wizards do to get their kicks?

They drool over the pictures in "witch" magazine!



A wizard joke

What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?

Matt!



A wizard joke

What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel?

Bob!



A wizard joke

What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral?

Dead!



A wizard joke

What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard?

He would be egg-sterminated!



A wizard joke

What happened when the wizard turned a boy into a hare?

He's still rabbiting on about it!