A witch joke

What's yellow and very poisonous?

Witch infested custard!



A witch joke

Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out!



A witch joke

What do you call a wich made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?

A string hag!



A witch joke

What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled!



A witch joke

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!



A witch joke

Where do witches keep their purses?

In hag bags!



A witch joke

What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling!