A vampire joke

What happened at the vampires race?

It finished neck and neck!



A vampire joke

What's a vampire's favourite drink?

A bloody mary!



A ghost joke

Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown!



A vampire joke

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?

"Auld Fang Syne"!



A ghost joke

How do ghosts learn songs?

They read the sheet music!



A vampire joke

Why did Dracula go to the dentist?

He had fang decay!



A witch joke

What's the best way of seeing a witch?

On the television!