A ghost joke

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?

Watch the board and I'll go through it again!



A ghost joke

Who writes ghosts joke
s?

Crypt writers!



A vampire joke

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsniffer!



A vampire joke

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!



A ghost joke

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end!



A vampire joke

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New Fangland!



A vampire joke

Why are vampiress crazy?

Because they are often bats!