A werewolf joke

How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?

Throw a stick and say fetch!



A werewolf joke

How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?

Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!



A vampire joke

What's Dracula's favourite coffee?

Decoffinated!



A werewolf joke

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?

A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!



A vampire joke

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armour!



A werewolf joke

What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?

You had some party the night before!



A ghost joke

Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?

In a creepy teepee!