A skeleton joke

What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?

He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!



A werewolf joke

Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?

Anywhere he wants to!



A ghost joke

How do ghosts like their drinks?

Ice ghoul!



A skeleton joke

What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?

Boney M!



A vampire joke

Why do vampires like school dinners?

Because they know they won't get stake!



A skeleton joke

Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?

He was a numbskull!



A werewolf joke

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!