Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?

A: Frightday!



Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?

A: Fanghai!



Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?

A: He was boning up for his exams!



Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?

A: Send your name, address and blood group!



Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?

A: Bonehead!



Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?

A: Fang mail!



Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?

A: He became bone dry!