A ghost joke

What airline do ghouls fly with?

British Scareways!



A cannibal joke

What do cannibals eat at partys?

Buttered host!



A vampire joke

What happened to the lovesick vampire?

He became a neck-romancer!



A cannibal joke

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?

It repeated him!



A vampire joke

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?

Ghouldfinger!



A vampire joke

Why are vampires always worn out in April?

Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!



A skeleton joke

What happened to the lazy skeleton?

He was bone idle!