A vampire joke

What do you call a vampire junkie?

Count Drugula!



A skeleton joke

What do you call a skeleton doctor?

Bones!



A vampire joke

What is a vampire's favourite film character?

Batman!



A vampire joke

What did the vampire call his new false teeth?

A new fangled device!



A vampire joke

Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?

Because it's a drain in the neck!



A skeleton joke

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?

Because they only run a skeleton service!



A vampire joke

Where do vampires keep their savings?

In blood banks!