A vampire joke

Why did the vampire have fang decay?

He was always eating fangcy cakes!



A ghost joke

Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday?

Lake Eerie!



A vampire joke

Why did the vampire take up acting?

It was in his blood!



A ghost joke

What is a ghost's favourite desert?

Knickerbocker ghouly!



A vampire joke

What is a vampire's favourite fruit?

A neck-tarine!



A cannibal joke

Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?

Because he's always coming back!



A vampire joke

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving day!