A skeleton joke

What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!



A vampire joke

What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?

He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!



A ghost joke

Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team?

The ghoulie!



A skeleton joke

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?

It came back with a skeleton crew!



A ghost joke

How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?

Terrifried!



A vampire joke

Why do vampires do well at school?

Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!



A skeleton joke

What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?

Skint Eastwood!