A ghost joke

How do undertakers speak?

Gravely!



A vampire joke

What do vampires think of blood transfusions?

Newfangled rubbish!



A ghost joke

What did the polite ghost say to her son?

Don't spook until your spooken to!



A ghost joke

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Ghoulash!



A cannibal joke

What happened if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water!



A cannibal joke

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?

He gives them runs!



A ghost joke

What do ghouls do when they're in hospital?

They talk about their apparitions!