A vampire joke

What do romantic vampires do?

Neck!



A skeleton joke

What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?

Marrow!



A skeleton joke

What did the old skeleton complain of?

Aching bones!



A vampire joke

What did Dracula say to his new apprentice?

We could do with some new blood around here!



A skeleton joke

What is a skeleton?

Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"!



A vampire joke

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner!



A vampire joke

What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke
?

Ghoul blimey!