A vampire joke

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed!



A ghost joke

Where do ghosts live?

In a terrortory!



A ghost joke

What is a ghost proof cycle?

One with no spooks in it!



A ghost joke

What do you call a ghost who stays out all night?

A fresh air freak!



A skeleton joke

What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish?

He had a whale of a time!



A ghost joke

What do young ghouls write their homework in?

Exorcise books!



A ghost joke

What happened when the ghosts went on strike?

A skeleton staff took over!