A vampire joke

What happened to the mad vampire?

He went a little batty!



A demon joke

What is the best way to get rid of a demon?

Exorcise a lot!



A ghost joke

What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?

Tombstones!



A demon joke

Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?

Because demons are a ghouls best friend!



A vampire joke

Where do vampires go on holiday?

The Isle of Fright!



A vampire joke

What's a vampire's favourite soup?

Sharks' fang soup!



A vampire joke

Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?

Ghouldilocks!