A werewolf joke

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

He got ticks!



A werewolf joke

How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?

The paw prints in the butter!



A skeleton joke

What do boney people use to get into their homes?

Skeleton keys!



A vampire joke

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross!



A vampire joke

Why was the young vampire a failure?

He fainted at the sight of blood!



A vampire joke

Why did the vampire attack the clown?

He wanted the circus to be in his blood!



A vampire joke

What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?

A fangster!