A skeleton joke

How do skeletons get their mail?

By bony express!



A vampire joke

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine!



A vampire joke

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash!



A vampire joke

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?

They use extractor fangs!



A vampire joke

What do vampire footballers have at half times?

Blood oranges!



A ghost joke

Where do ghosts get an education?

High sghoul!



A ghost joke

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!