A ghost joke

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?

Sheet belts!



A ghost joke

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

Any old girl he can dig up!



A cannibal joke

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!



A cannibal joke

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?

He was on a diet!



A ghost joke

Where do ghosts go on holiday?

The Ghosta Brava!



A vampire joke

Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?

It clotted!



A skeleton joke

Why did the skeleton run up a tree?

Because a dog was after his bones!