A vampire joke

What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?

Fangs very much!



A vampire joke

What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?

He asked to make a withdrawal!



A skeleton joke

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it!



A werewolf joke

What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?

His bark was worse than his bite!



A werewolf joke

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?

I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!



A skeleton joke

What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?

Bone china!



A skeleton joke

Which skeleton wears a kilt?

Boney Prince Charlie!