A witch joke

What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?

By telephone!



A werewolf joke

Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?

He was caught chop lifting!



A skeleton joke

What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?

All the others used him as a coat rack!



A skeleton joke

Why did the skeleton go to hospital?

To have his ghoul stones removed!



A vampire joke

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat!



A vampire joke

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz!



A demon joke

What did the demon do when he bought a new house?

He called it "Gnome Sweet Gnome"!