Scary Collection 15


A werewolf joke

Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?

Because they were always snapping!



A skeleton joke

Why do skeletons hate winter?

Because the wind just goes straight through them!



A vampire joke

What do vampires play poker for?

High stakes!



A Halloween joke

Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends
"No, I'm an undercover agent!

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A ghost joke

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?

The eeriest!



A demon joke

What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?

Fiends!



A cannibal joke

What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?

An aunt-eater!






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