A cannibal joke

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian!



A cannibal joke

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?

He had his first taste of Christianity!



A ghost joke

When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?

When they're not dead!



A ghost joke

How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?

She was a cover ghoul!



A ghost joke

What do you call a prehistoric ghost?

A terror-dactyl!



A ghost joke

How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?

By his grave manner!



A demon joke

What is a devils picket line called?

A demonstration!